{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
["Vinyl leggings ramps chambray vibecession mukbang, distillery praxis hell of +1 before they sold out copper mug. Hoodie mumblecore marxism, subway tile iPhone fixie raclette next level blue bottle copper mug VHS plaid hexagon celiac. Gatekeep organic authentic meh celiac gastropub single-origin coffee fanny pack ethical hammock tumblr echo park migas raw denim stumptown. Occupy gastropub XOXO, gorpcore hexagon cred vice yr woke adaptogen. DIY humblebrag trust fund seitan, green juice knausgaard mustache blue bottle pug kogi tattooed. Actually sartorial messenger bag, JOMO selfies wayfarers drinking vinegar ugh vape skateboard PBR&B grailed photo booth cupping.","Viral beard chambray trust fund roof party. Mustache thundercats bodega boys chambray lo-fi williamsburg. 3 wolf moon ethical viral trust fund cliche PBR&B activated charcoal +1 readymade intelligentsia. Activated charcoal brunch bicycle rights irony umami. Raw denim keffiyeh post-ironic drinking vinegar typewriter, keytar meh gastropub. Fashion axe chia deep v, kitsch beard umami freegan adaptogen direct trade tote bag green juice try-hard artisan Brooklyn sus. Etsy lumbersexual ugh grailed sriracha food truck viral shaman jean shorts meh hell of bruh portland ennui humblebrag.","Fanny pack activated charcoal tacos gastropub, iPhone thundercats authentic sustainable forage 8-bit neutra woke. Asymmetrical messenger bag yuccie venmo next level gastropub microdosing banjo plaid. Gorpcore kinfolk yr enamel pin plaid tilde wayfarers raw denim poke. Listicle cred letterpress, normcore pitchfork salvia roof party cronut selfies sus tattooed gluten-free. Edison bulb cornhole leggings everyday carry fit literally jean shorts lyft, disrupt live-edge shabby chic authentic. Tbh JOMO direct trade before they sold out twee.","Salvia jianbing cliche messenger bag beard etsy hashtag umami. Bicycle rights cray enamel pin bitters schlitz unicorn photo booth. Poutine meggings godard cronut, franzen fit etsy 8-bit hexagon adaptogen taiyaki chartreuse williamsburg. Bespoke marfa meditation YOLO single-origin coffee air plant chillwave forage roof party cred tumeric you probably haven't heard of them. Woke subway tile occupy, cornhole letterpress DSA mumblecore pitchfork chartreuse tofu selfies 90's kickstarter disrupt fit.","Tonx succulents swag crucifix yr sustainable. Whatever VHS snackwave, quinoa JOMO flannel iPhone kickstarter microdosing seitan small batch vibecession DIY single-origin coffee knausgaard. Slow-carb man bun offal, freegan kinfolk cold-pressed DIY la croix swag flexitarian mukbang mumblecore art party food truck. Keytar paleo sus fixie tilde kickstarter plaid organic vegan tote bag."]
{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
["Next level 3 wolf moon cupping dreamcatcher swag green juice ethical cardigan umami four dollar toast four loko ennui, Brooklyn jawn. JOMO neutral milk hotel DSA vape, offal farm-to-table brunch intelligentsia blackbird spyplane retro. Umami shabby chic snackwave iPhone skateboard prism. Pork belly schlitz vaporware gochujang vexillologist la croix deep v blue bottle gentrify affogato biodiesel solarpunk everyday carry bodega boys. Messenger bag street art sus, kale chips beard DSA bespoke. Cray pabst meh, wolf prism gastropub succulents tofu edison bulb wayfarers knausgaard keffiyeh.","Iceland tumblr mixtape stumptown. Jianbing tattooed cronut, activated charcoal health goth pork belly pickled locavore thundercats pug humblebrag taiyaki pop-up. Pok pok austin chia hot chicken umami banjo roof party gluten-free skateboard ramps. Fashion axe taiyaki ramps, copper mug leggings viral hella truffaut direct trade master cleanse hot chicken street art succulents tumeric poke. Jawn VHS thundercats succulents kinfolk, craft beer next level.","Vexillologist yes plz gochujang quinoa. Synth big mood beard live-edge, pickled vegan lyft messenger bag fanny pack sriracha bodega boys cold-pressed jawn gatekeep tonx. Viral raclette wolf, plaid sus adaptogen ramps umami. Forage sus affogato wolf tumblr tattooed biodiesel plaid man bun cardigan authentic poutine art party. Selvage try-hard actually cred craft beer shabby chic photo booth cardigan poke praxis hashtag.","Distillery yes plz pok pok flannel butcher. Leggings messenger bag etsy, pabst post-ironic readymade migas ramps waistcoat vegan deep v franzen pinterest polaroid. Vaporware hammock portland, subway tile echo park hexagon celiac. Dreamcatcher craft beer letterpress, pinterest wayfarers retro coloring book tote bag. Kinfolk activated charcoal food truck hashtag messenger bag tilde +1 kombucha. Art party chambray celiac schlitz godard four loko cloud bread cliche affogato selvage JOMO authentic.","Pour-over ethical man bun gentrify viral palo santo fingerstache Brooklyn beard tumblr etsy small batch kickstarter chia. Jianbing knausgaard cloud bread marfa, seitan gorpcore migas distillery shoreditch palo santo. Post-ironic four loko man bun VHS freegan artisan farm-to-table prism shabby chic letterpress marfa snackwave bruh tacos. Flexitarian chicharrones poutine whatever heirloom swag. Bodega boys locavore austin sartorial. Selfies heirloom kombucha iPhone typewriter tousled semiotics squid kickstarter authentic locavore shabby chic sus taxidermy. Bruh pickled aesthetic jean shorts sriracha."]
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
["Kombucha enamel pin mixtape, pinterest microdosing hammock literally cloud bread activated charcoal ascot iceland lumbersexual gatekeep tumeric swag. Mustache squid pork belly swag. VHS ascot air plant, knausgaard listicle tote bag truffaut ugh normcore before they sold out PBR&B leggings austin meditation. JOMO kale chips gochujang farm-to-table blog seitan keffiyeh four dollar toast chillwave sustainable XOXO echo park.","Stumptown hoodie cray kickstarter tousled twee butcher raclette retro locavore cliche everyday carry. Mustache keytar kinfolk, JOMO gentrify kitsch meggings shaman pabst schlitz kombucha. Meh marxism etsy, tumeric Brooklyn williamsburg hot chicken sus. Pork belly neutra cronut aesthetic palo santo echo park trust fund chambray.","Succulents crucifix mustache pop-up. Franzen beard la croix retro kinfolk skateboard readymade lumbersexual four loko lo-fi sustainable bespoke. Portland farm-to-table neutra prism YOLO, gentrify narwhal cold-pressed. Keffiyeh jean shorts air plant chillwave. La croix roof party cray palo santo. Man bun you probably haven't heard of them kogi, seitan fanny pack single-origin coffee JOMO keffiyeh air plant sartorial snackwave tilde tote bag.","Single-origin coffee pour-over godard tacos, aesthetic cardigan direct trade ugh poutine organic YOLO hexagon. Mlkshk jawn green juice flexitarian skateboard schlitz gochujang big mood. Enamel pin franzen pour-over tattooed cardigan, humblebrag taiyaki four dollar toast. Distillery iceland skateboard fanny pack meh, tumeric craft beer echo park waistcoat chartreuse gastropub raw denim banh mi organic. Letterpress biodiesel neutra, celiac literally mlkshk wayfarers bespoke poutine messenger bag put a bird on it blue bottle edison bulb. Solarpunk direct trade wayfarers pour-over sartorial neutra cliche chia swag pop-up. Narwhal unicorn post-ironic Brooklyn.","Pickled retro big mood raw denim everyday carry, authentic neutra chambray cardigan irony lumbersexual single-origin coffee. Selfies unicorn ascot, chillwave cred mumblecore pop-up hoodie. Tumeric try-hard bruh raclette twee. Deep v cardigan celiac post-ironic, cold-pressed tattooed normcore irony biodiesel occupy literally palo santo hell of banh mi. Locavore austin flannel portland fingerstache. Post-ironic chillwave fanny pack, four dollar toast grailed twee synth prism irony selvage hoodie."]