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Charles Andrew Talcott was an American politician who served one term as a Democratic member of the U.S. House of Representatives from New York from 1913 to 1915.
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Bali Strait is a stretch of water separating Java and Bali while connecting the Indian Ocean and the Bali Sea. At its narrowest it is 2.4 kilometers (1.5 mi) wide.
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