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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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